i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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