Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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