I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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