I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I need you to use more vowels.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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