they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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