You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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