I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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