But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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