In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
