I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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