it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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