Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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