We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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