I think im going to throw up on grandma
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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