his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
