That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
