Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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