1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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