Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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