We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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