i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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