The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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