then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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