I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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