love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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