Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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