My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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