Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
