Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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