That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
soo... how was my night?
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