we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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