I wannas sexs uuuuu
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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