it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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