if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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