it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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