At least make sure they are 18
Why
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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