Whod you bang
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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