69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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