Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i would punch a child for taco bell
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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