The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
