Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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