is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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