Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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