I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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