too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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