I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Come share oat with me in your robe
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