I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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