We're like a lot better than the average bears
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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