so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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