Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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