I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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