ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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