Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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