I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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