So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
