he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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