Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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