I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I party with great urgency now.
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