Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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